Cheap chardonnay is no good on work days.
A 3 hour-long Friday lunch later,
I'm bright red,
Incapable of working out margins on spreadsheets,
Reeking of cheap wine and cigarettes,
And thinking of my next holiday.

To the naked eye,
I must have a kick-ass job.
Sandwiched by glossy magazines, lollies, pretty underwear, and a boss who rocks up to work an hour late everyday.
Why bother looking elsewhere!

Today's top 10 I-wants:

(1) Be at the beach, napping
(2) Ice kachang
(3) Water
(4) Plans for the weekend
(5) Real summer, not some half-fucked windy & overcast day
(6) More wine
(7) Pink bathers
(8) Trip to the Maldives
(9) Japanese for dinner tonight - made only by Akira
(10) More Fridays