I'm facing underwear woes.
No, I'm facing a summertime decorum crisis.
For the past week, I've put on the assemble carefully planned the night before (better to sacrifice pre-bedtime moments than precious weekday sleep),
Then have had to spend another fifteen minutes finding the appropriate bits to wear under.
Too sheer, straps too wide, colour is two shades off, blah blah blah.
For one who works as product planner in an underwear company, has her drawers choked full of options,
This is a fucking joke.

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